if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
supernatural toooo-oooo
(Source: kingsstark, via thedoctorisaconsultinghunter)
| Me: | (Holds out dollar bill and pen) |
| Robert Downey Jr: | Are you asking me to deface government property? |
| Me: | |
| Me: | |
| Me: | Yes. |
| RDJ: | Gimmee. |
I go to reblog for the first time in forever and I’m like OMG THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
tHEY PUT THE REBLOG BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM!
You’re welcome
i think his vocie just broke my speakers
(via castielthegayngel)
| me: | I should go shower now |
| (five minutes later) | |
| (another five minutes later) | |
| (yet another five minutes later) | |
| (more five minute intervals) | |
| someone: | (goes into the bathroom) |
| me: | wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower |
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
(via nothing-i-wouldnt-give)
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
…oh
DUDLEY WAS THERE WHEN HE WAS TELLING THIS JOKE
(via thedoctorisaconsultinghunter)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
(Source: gundamibuki, via brendonsforehead)
I love how you can share it on Tumblr nonetheless
(Source: georgebuttsky, via thepasta-nerada)
this is so fucking hot i cant
this is not hot
fucking scratching your partner or having them scratch you is not hot
DO
YOU
FUCKING
GET
ME
i beg to differ
Dude, everyone has their kinks. Don’t judge. Now, doing it against the other person’s will, THAT’s not hot, but if two consenting adults are into pain, leave them alone. Jeeze.
(via iateyourkids)