Source. This is a real thing. It’s happening.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY
Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop
this fucked with me
I filled the bathwater
up to the brim of the tub
and lay there silently-
in that milky water for
an hour and thirteen minutes
if the light reflecting off of my eyelids would
ever be considered art
if someone would ever want to put their
lips to mine
and quilt a lifetime of love
"I haven’t shaved in 6 months,"
I always tell the guys who look directly
into my eyes…
I look to see if they flinch.
I try to show them the monsters
under my bed and
reveal myself instead.
Are you afraid now?
I’ve packed your things for you.
do not worry about me,
i’ll be fine being the girl in your stories.
i’ll be fine
I sink under the bath water
until I can no longer hold my breath.
"I like to live on the brink
of death. if I am always gasping
for the life I almost lost,
love doesn’t matter as much,”
I always tell the men that graze my arm
as they walk by.
I try to show them the ghosts
dancing in my closet,
but I am the only one they find when
they open the door.
I don’t know if
i’m looking for a dance partner
or a savior
I drain the bath water
and stare at myself in the
until I dry off.
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)
This makes me unbelievably happy.
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
I’m pretty sure this has been on my blog like 12 different times but I will never not reblog this
I absolutely love this
I’ve only seen Asylum, but I’m familiar enough with AHS that I’m pretty sure this is Murder House, right?
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
Put your nostalgia shoes on and take a trip down memory lane with this (mostly instrumental) playlist of music from all the Harry Potter films so many of us hold dear to our hearts. Let me know if there’s any problems xo (listen)
Day 1133 - 14 January 2014
I was talking to someone recently about how google keeps track of your searches and
I’m going to cry…
every panic! at the disco song at the same time
"yeah, I love panic!"
"really? how many songs have you listened to?
"all of them"
This is my favourite comment so far
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it
Wait! Does that mean…
PLEASE TELL ME I AM WRONG
but how about this post with the terrible tags telling you that this:
and then it just gets worse because her little pause before she says “the baby” because why would she hesitate to tell his that Jackie is preganent? but she could never tell so she gives him this one lie and jesus just go read it (X)
Me: mom, dad, this is my girlfriend Eve
Mom: the fuck I thought you had a boyfriend
Dad: the Bible said Adam and Eve, not gay is okay
Me: wait for my surprise
Mom: another one
Dad: what surprise
*a guy walks in*
Me: this is my boyfriend Adam
Me: do you get it, Adam and Eve hahaha, Adam and Eve
Me: but the Bible said
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
"We were having dinner in a pub in the country, and I noticed a man kept staring at me. Outside, as I was leaving, he approached me quite innocently. ‘I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but you look exactly like you’ve been drawn by Tim Burton. Do you know what I mean?’ I replied that not only did I know whom he meant but that I had two children by him and, in fact, he was standing behind him. The man looked around and nearly died."
Helena Bonham Carter
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